sarah. 19. uni freshman in computer science. game player. butt toucher. love enthusiast. see menu
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zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: timmyturntner)

kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

persona4dancingallnight:

heres some solid advice for you upcoming high school freshman this year: dont join the anime club

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

shampained:

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

(Source: prismcess)